1. Cycle, do you need to see a psychiatrist? You’re clearly having identity crisis.

Cycle, do you need to see a psychiatrist? You're clearly having identity crisis.

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2. Truck, go to the psychiatrist with Cycle, please. You’re not a horse.

Truck, go to the psychiatrist with Cycle, please. You're not a horse.

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3. Horse, are you pulling the bike or is the bike pulling you?

Horse, are you pulling the bike or is the bike pulling you?

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4. Scooter, how did you get on the luna in the first place?

Scooter, how did you get on the luna in the first place?

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5. Truck, what have you seen that’s compelled you to ask people to use diapers at nite?

Truck, what have you seen that's compelled you to ask people to use diapers at nite?

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6. Plantation, was it Sunny Deol who tried to pluck the trees? Or was it Khali?

Plantation, was it Sunny Deol who tried to pluck the trees? Or was it Khali?

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7. Architect, did you enjoy the last laugh?

Architect, did you enjoy the last laugh?

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8. Police inspector sir, “GMD” was only a song.

Police inspector sir, "GMD" was only a song.

9. Donkey, do you want to go with Cycle and Truck?

Donkey, do you want to go with Cycle and Truck?

10. Sir, did you not read the sign or are you a rebel?

Sir, did you not read the sign or are you a rebel?

11. Rickshaw, do you want to go with Cycle, Truck and Donkey?

Rickshaw, do you want to go with Cycle, Truck and Donkey?

12. Lorry, aren’t you supposed to be at the back of a train? On the tracks?

Lorry, aren't you supposed to be at the back of a train? On the tracks?

No? Ok.

13. Child, the “baby cot” was invented for you. Have you considered sleeping in it?

Child, the "baby cot" was invented for you. Have you considered sleeping in it?

14. Sir, you do not grab a bull by its hump.

Sir, you do not grab a bull by its hump.

15. Elephant, have you not heard of “professionalism”?

Elephant, have you not heard of "professionalism"?

16. It is for a cock.. but.. you’re wrong…

It is for a cock.. but.. you're wrong...

17. Truck, how did you even?

Truck, how did you even?

18. What did the natives do, sign? What did they do?

What did the natives do, sign? What did they do?

The nation wants to know!

19. And lastly, what did life do to you, rickshaw?

And lastly, what did life do to you, rickshaw?