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1. If people tell you Italy is beautiful, do NOT believe them.
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Lake Como (Lombardia).
2. Italy is just the worst.
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Lecce (Puglia)
3. Seriously.
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Matera (Basilicata)
4. It is absolutely vile.
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Vieste (Puglia)
5. Boring.
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Rome (Lazio)
6. And unremarkable.
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Aeolian Islands
7. This country has literally nothing to offer.
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Montepulciano (Tuscany)
8. And I mean NOTHING.
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Mount Etna (Sicily)
9. The coastline is plain and uneventful.
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Scilla (Calabria)
10. The beaches are crowded and ugly.
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Gargano, in Puglia.
11. The whole coastline is just painful to look at.
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Capri (Campania)
12. Seriously, look at this!
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Amalfi (Campania)
13. It’s an insult to the eye.
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Procida (Campania)
14. It’s revolting!
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Manarola, Cinque Terre (Liguria)
15. Eww.
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Portofino (Liguria)
16. Gross.
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Genoa (Liguria)
17. And don’t get me started on the architecture.
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Sicily
18. It’s all dull-looking villages.
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Ostuni (Puglia)
19. And soulless hamlets.
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Civita di Bagnoregio (Lazio)
20. Even the sunsets are lame.
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Pacentro (Abruzzo)
21. And you thought the food would be good? Well, I’m sorry to tell you that you’re wrong: it’s disgusting!
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22. The desserts are gag-worthy.
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23. And I wouldn’t wish their espressos or cappuccinos on my worst enemy.
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24. Italy’s history is uneventful.
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Rome (Lazio)
25. There is literally no sight of interest anywhere.
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Pisa (Tuscany)
26. Its countryside is yawn-inducing.
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Tuscany
27. The mountains are grotesque.
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Dolomites, Italian Alps (Trentino-Alto Adige)
28. And the volcanoes hideous.
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Etna (Sicily)
29. The whole country has no class.
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Verona (Veneto)
30. And no distinction.
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Milan (Lombardia)
31. Turin is like a big and ugly mole in the middle of the country.
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Turin (Piemonte)
32. Bologna is the least interesting place on earth.
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Bologna (Emilia-Romagna)
33. Venice is like a big old nothing surrounded by water.
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Venice (Veneto)
34. Seriously.
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Venice (Veneto)
35. And you’d have to be insane to find Florence beautiful.
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Florence (Tuscany)
36. There is LITERALLY NOTHING attractive about this city.
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Florence (Tuscany)
37. And if you thought going to Sardinia would be better, well I’ve got news for you: Sardinia is actually the worst.
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Cala Domestica beach (Sardinia)
38. The whole country is seriously uninspiring.
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Verona (Veneto)
39. Never go there.
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San Gimignano (Tuscany)
