Hey there.! I was browsing and found these funny definitions of kiss by different professors, They had defined the KISS according to nature of their subject, Lets see 10 interesting definitions of kiss


Prof of Economics :
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy :
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra :
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry :
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics :
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry :
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology :
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology :
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry :
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Statistics :
Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

That’s All But Below Four Definitions are BONUS :p 

Prof. of Philosophy :
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English :
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture :
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Prof. of Comp.Science :
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

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