Everything seems so much…clearer now.
1. First, try to get out of the way of this gun.
2. And then stare at this until it fades away.
3. Now keep your eyes on the cross and watch your favourite celebrities morph into nothingness.
4. Quick! Which way is this lady spinning?
5. And now try this on for size.
6. Here’s a little man riding a woman.
7. And here’s a man getting ready for his big, water-themed wedding.
8. This isn’t what you think it is…
10. Check out this dude with a shrunken head.
11. And this guy has some lovely legs.
12. This man is not shaking hands with his P.
13. This guy isn’t pulling that poor woman’s head off her shoulders.
14. And Andy Murray doesn’t actually keep an old man in his bag. Hopefully.
15. This dog does not have luscious blue lips. It has frisbee lips.
16. This dog doesn’t have two heads…
17. This lady actually has a head. Seriously.
18. And we do not have new seagull overlords. Yet…