1. Cycle, do you need to see a psychiatrist? You’re clearly having identity crisis.
2. Truck, go to the psychiatrist with Cycle, please. You’re not a horse.
3. Horse, are you pulling the bike or is the bike pulling you?
Karima Khan
4. Scooter, how did you get on the luna in the first place?
5. Truck, what have you seen that’s compelled you to ask people to use diapers at nite?
6. Plantation, was it Sunny Deol who tried to pluck the trees? Or was it Khali?
7. Architect, did you enjoy the last laugh?
8. Police inspector sir, “GMD” was only a song.
9. Donkey, do you want to go with Cycle and Truck?
10. Sir, did you not read the sign or are you a rebel?
11. Rickshaw, do you want to go with Cycle, Truck and Donkey?
12. Lorry, aren’t you supposed to be at the back of a train? On the tracks?
No? Ok.
13. Child, the “baby cot” was invented for you. Have you considered sleeping in it?
14. Sir, you do not grab a bull by its hump.
15. Elephant, have you not heard of “professionalism”?
16. It is for a cock.. but.. you’re wrong…
17. Truck, how did you even?
18. What did the natives do, sign? What did they do?
The nation wants to know!
19. And lastly, what did life do to you, rickshaw?