Whoever decides to willingly abandon their pets should be punished by law! This is the only way to discourage such behavior. If you are not capable of taking care of a pet you should not adopt one in the first...
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas....
I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don't underestimate the Force. You don't believe in the Force, do you?
The Force Unleashed
In my experience, there is no such...
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last...
Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What… is your quest? Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. What...
OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you...
