These Mysterious Photos Of Twins Are Oddly Haunting. They’ll Stay In Your Memory.

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But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

The Rebel Force

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Ye-ha! The Force is strong with this one. I have you now.

  • I care. So, what do you think of her, Han?
  • Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.
  • I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

Return of the Jedi

The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Red Five standing by. Ye-ha! I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

Imperial Star Destroyer

I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. You don’t believe in the Force, do you?

  1. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.
  2. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
  3. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.
The Phantom Menace

Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. I call it luck.

Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell

No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.

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Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one.

Am I right?

I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch?

  • Be quiet!
  • Bring her forward!
  • Oh, ow!
  • Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

We want a shrubbery!!

But you are dressed as one… And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. It’s only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt?

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how’d you become king, then?

  1. I dunno. Must be a king.
  2. Bring her forward!
Help, help, I’m being repressed!

Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

What… is your quest?

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What do you mean? Burn her! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! What a strange person. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??

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Food Watermelon

Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy!

The Deep South

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Why would a robot need to drink?

  • Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
  • You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
  • Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

I Second That Emotion

It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? It must be wonderful. You’re going to do his laundry? In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Put Your Head on my Shoulder

You know, I was God once. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.

  1. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
  2. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
  3. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
  4. I love you, buddy!
Anthology of Interest I

Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you!

Anthology of Interest I

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. I never loved you. Take me to your leader! Hey, whatcha watching?

He Was Delivering Pizza To A Single Dad With Four Kids. But Is Shocked What He Saw Through The Door.

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This young man thought it would one of those regular deliveries but was surprised how this single dad was apologizing to him. What he saw next made his heart melt.
He Was Delivering Pizza To A Single Dad With Four Kids. But Is Shocked What He Saw Through The Door.

They Scoffed At The Poor Woman Who Liked A Dress She Couldn’t Afford. But Were In Utter Shock When This Happened.

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These people turned their noses up at a poor woman who liked a dress but couldn’t afford it. What happened next is surprising.

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Her Clever Tips Make It Easy to Clean Out Your Closet

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One of the most important things to do during spring cleaning is clear out space in your closet. It’s also one of the most intimidating!

Everybody’s had that moment where she’s stood in front of her closet, stared into the abyss of a mess, and decided, “Maybe tomorrow.” No more! You’ve got space to reclaim, clothes to giveaway, and mystery items to throw out.

All you need is some motivation and some guidance. Where else would we turn for both than cleaning expert Clean My Space? She’s showing us her closet cleaning routine, demonstrating the best way to tackle that nagging task.

Watch and learn.

Parents Pleaded With The Teacher To Find Out Why Their Daughter Was Lying To Them. What The Teacher Found Left Her Stunned

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These parents were worried about their daughter’s behavior and reluctance to answer where she was losing her homemade lunch everyday. But then the teacher discovered this.
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Dog dumped by its owner on a London bus and locked in there overnight

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Abandoned dog is dumped trembling and terrified on a London bus and then left locked in there overnight because authorities feared it might BITE

dogsAn unwanted pet dog was abandoned and left to ride on a London night bus for up to 10 hours until an animal charity could come and rescue it.
The Staffordshire Bull Terrier cross, appropriately named ‘Buster’ by the driver, was so nervous it was spotted ‘shaking’ on the bus in east London on Thursday night.
Driver Amos Paul Mak, 44, was travelling along Leyton High Road on the 158 route bus when he noticed the sad-looking pooch sitting in the disabled bay.
Mr Amos, from Stratford, east London, then shared the photograph he took on Facebook to try and track down the owner.
He even offered to take ‘Buster’ home, but his employer said he was unable to because of company regulations.
The bus ended up at Stratford Bus Station at around 10pm and the stranded dog then stayed on the bus until the ‘early hours’ because it ‘didn’t want to be moved’.
Mr Amos said: ‘I was driving the 158 bus when a dog came on at around 9.30pm. It looked like it came on with two men, but the pair soon got off.
‘The dog then stayed so I stopped the bus for five minutes and asked on the tannoy if anyone owned the dog, but nobody came forward.
‘Everyone on the bus was quite sympathetic but it seemed like the dog was on its own.’
Mr Amos then finished his route after arriving in Stratford and went over to comfort the lonely canine.

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He added: ‘I could tell the dog was starting to become more and more nervous – it was shaking as I was stroking it. But it seemed like it was quite switched on and it seemed like a smart dog.

‘Because the bus had terminated at Stratford, the controller took the vehicle back to the yard with the dog still on it.

‘I offered to take the dog home, but I wasn’t able to because if it had bitten me, I could have sued the company.

‘The dog then stayed on the bus overnight because it didn’t want to be moved.
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The RSPCA then picked him this morning, I’m not sure when, but the dog could have been on the bus until 8am.

‘I called him Buster because of where it was found on the bus and I think it was around six years old.’

A Transport for London (TfL) spokesman said police and the RSPCA were called but neither were able to come out.

The spokesman said: ‘We then called the police station at Forest Gate, which has a dog pound, but they said it had no space.

‘The bus was taken out of service and taken to the bus garage at West Ham. They tried to get the dog off the bus but it was frightened and would not come off the bus.’

He added the dog was ‘well cared for and kept on the bus’ until this morning when it was collected by the dog warden.

A Metropolitan Police Service said: ‘We were called at 9.30pm to reports of a Staffordshire Bull Terrier left on a bus. We did not attend. TfL then called the dog warden.’

An RSPCA spokewoman said: ‘We were concerned to hear about a dog that appears to have been left on a bus yesterday in the Stratford area.

‘We are grateful to the staff at the bus station for letting us know, and we have advised them to contact the local dog warden as soon as possible.’

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